If I was you I would have sex with me
Geniuses do not think more than other people. They think
"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
-- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
institution, circa 17th century.
I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage --
no matter how ugly and disgusting it gets.
- Major Frank Burns, M*A*S*H
"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep
- Monica Lewinski
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