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"I hacked into Microsoft, and all I got was this lousy source code."

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"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988 

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It works better if you plug it in.

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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    I Brake For No Apparent Reason. 

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The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him. 

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