"I hacked into Microsoft, and all I got was this lousy source code."
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988
It works better if you plug it in.
Seen on a bumper sticker...
I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
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