"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen
The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war.
- Edward Abbey
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
anything done, ask a woman.
Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things
undone. The wisdom of life consists in the
elimination of non-essentials.--Lin Yutang
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time
I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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