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"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen

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The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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Margaret Thatcher:
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want 
anything done, ask a woman.

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Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things
undone.  The wisdom of life consists in the
elimination of non-essentials.--Lin Yutang

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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
       wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time
       I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.


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