"Jason's over in his tent, go and bugger him..."
-- Angela (again)
A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.
- Albert Einstein
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash
clothes on the last day of their life?
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."
- Johnny Carson
Crow realized there were two Gods -
One of them much bigger than the other
Loving his enemies
And having all the weapons.
Ted Hughes, from Crow's Theology
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