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"Jason's over in his tent, go and bugger him..."
                        -- Angela (again)


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A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.

    - Albert Einstein 

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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash
clothes on the last day of their life? 

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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."

                             - Johnny Carson

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  Crow realized there were two Gods -

  One of them much bigger than the other
  Loving his enemies
  And having all the weapons.
                             Ted Hughes,  from Crow's Theology

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