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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
   --- Baroness Edith Summerskill


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"So did you pop your block?"
                        -- Darryl Sharman


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Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count;
everything that counts can't necessarily be counted.

(Einstein) 

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As is well known, an elk that is shot within fifteen feet
of your hunting vehicle will still pull himself together
enough to gallop to the very bottom of the steepest canyon
within five miles. 

     - Patrick F. McManus 

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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.



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