"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
--- Baroness Edith Summerskill
"So did you pop your block?"
-- Darryl Sharman
Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count;
everything that counts can't necessarily be counted.
As is well known, an elk that is shot within fifteen feet
of your hunting vehicle will still pull himself together
enough to gallop to the very bottom of the steepest canyon
within five miles.
- Patrick F. McManus
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's Poems