"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."
- Kilgore Trout
Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a
rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.
"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously;
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously."
- Booth Tarkington
"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts
as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
"What are you clearing your throat for?"
-- tanya, Alasdair
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