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Today's quotes [3.30.04]

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"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." 

     - Kilgore Trout 

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Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a
       rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.

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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously;
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously." 

- Booth Tarkington 

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"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts
as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet." 

Oliver Herford. 

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"What are you clearing your throat for?"
                        -- tanya, Alasdair

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