Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 
 


Pokern
 
 
Today's quotes [3.3.04]

Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes. Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.


What's another word for Thesaurus? 

     - Steve Wright 

1.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend




I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer
       god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
       possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. --Stephen
       F Roberts


2.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend




"As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages.
 I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic
 eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes."
                        -- Dilbert


3.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend




The Clairvoyant Society has cancelled today's meeting due
to unforeseen circumstances. 

4.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend




Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and
the other is to let her have it. 

     - Lyndon B. Johnson 

5.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend



BONUS! A random quote from Jokes2Go database
If you don't like it, just hit RELOAD




 

By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.

But wait! Don't forget to read

Today's Jokes
Today's Stories
Today's Poems

 
Jump to