"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
-- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White
"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."
- Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie.
A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
- Samuel Goldwyn
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