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"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
                        -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White


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"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

     - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
       newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie. 

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A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.

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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."

                                           - Roseanne

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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. 

     - Samuel Goldwyn 

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