"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
Government doesn't work.
- Harry Browne
"The early bird catches the worm"
I say that
"The early worm was caught by the bird"
A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a
mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before
you can eat too much.
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