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"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
                        -- Unknown


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"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"

Art Hoppe.

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Government doesn't work. 

     - Harry Browne 

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People say:
        "The early bird catches the worm"
        
I say that
        "The early worm was caught by the bird"

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A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a
mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before
you can eat too much.

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