Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be
skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey
"Trout fishing. One must be a stickler for proper form. Use nothing but #4
blasting caps. Or a hand grenade, if handy. Or at a pool well-lined with
stone, one blast from a .44 magnum will bring a few stunned brookies quietly
to the surface."
A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
-- Mark Twain
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
around your neck?"
--- Linda Ellerbee
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