If you can't get your books or receipts to balance out,
here's a useful term vending machine distributors rely
on: "Slug Factor."
- Rich Hall
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
-- Devo, "Gates of Steel"
Last words of
Allen, Ethan (1738-1789)
"Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well--let 'em wait."
"Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open."
-- Bumper sticker
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