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Today's quotes [3.25.04]

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"Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!"
                        -- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95


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"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." 

Groucho Marx.

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Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.



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"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an 
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even 
considering if there is a man on base."

                                      - Dave Barry

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"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."

                                            -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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