"Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!"
-- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there is a man on base."
- Dave Barry
"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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