I'd just like to say that of all the people I've ever known,
you are one of them.
What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts
for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs,
warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles.
-- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting; fleeing;
feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in
neuropsychology intro course
"Happy is the one who eats not the yellow snow."
on a Bazuka Bubble Gum Wrapper
"Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet."
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