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I'd just like to say that of all the people I've ever known,
you are one of them.

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What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts
        for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs,
        warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles.
                                                -- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne

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The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":  fighting; fleeing;
       feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in
       neuropsychology intro course


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"Happy is the one who eats not the yellow snow."

                          on a Bazuka Bubble Gum Wrapper


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"Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet."
                        -- Unknown


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