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For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
- H. L. Mencken
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!
A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.
- Everett Dirksen
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check.
Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out"
-- Steven Wright
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