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Xerox does it again and again and again and...

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For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

    - H. L. Mencken 

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"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!

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A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money. 

     - Everett Dirksen 

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In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. 
Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out" 

                            -- Steven Wright

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