"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or
insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson.
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy
driving cabs and cutting hair." -- George Burns
"Actually, an oxymoron is more along the lines of a moron with an OH+
radical attached. Since both morons and free radicals tend to bind
strongly to the first interesting thing that comes along, this is a
match made in heaven."
-- The Internet Oracle
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
-- Nada, "They Live"
"It's still got a kind of throat inspection sound about it..."
-- Tim Marks
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