Basically, I think there is some device the telco puts on the phone that
ensures that whoever is on the other end of a service call is always
a drooling moron with the IQ of a potted plant."
-- The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do
what you'd druther not.
-- Mark Twain
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson
for a federal anti-smoking campaign
I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice.
-- Edward Moore (1712-1757)
THE GAMESTER, II, 2 (1753).
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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