"Well I been called LUCIFER...
And I been called SATAN...
But my name's RICHARD...
And YOU can call me DICK..."
-- Killdozer, "Richard"
You will always find some Eskimo ready instruct the Congolese
on how to cope with heat waves.
"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
Men are conservative after dinner.
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera
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