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Today's quotes [3.17.04]

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"She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."

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"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time." 

     - Edward P. Tryon 

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Anarchy is better than no government at all.


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"Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment."
"If you're going to be quoting Lao Tzu, then please at least give the guy
 proper citation."
                        -- Detective Sanchez, Lt. Wilkes


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"A watched rock boils no moss."
                        -- brien@asan.com's signature, alt.discordia


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