"She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."
"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time."
- Edward P. Tryon
Anarchy is better than no government at all.
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment."
"If you're going to be quoting Lao Tzu, then please at least give the guy
-- Detective Sanchez, Lt. Wilkes
"A watched rock boils no moss."
-- firstname.lastname@example.org's signature, alt.discordia
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