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"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
                        -- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia


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Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
       first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.


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Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.

--- John Ehrlichman


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I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

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"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
 that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
                        -- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"


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