"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
-- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.
--- John Ehrlichman
I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
-- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"
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