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"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place." 

     - Billy Crystal. 

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"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
                        -- Ambrose Bierce


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And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that,
which shows how people that are really very weird can get into
sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. 

    - Dan Quayle on Nicholas, and Alexandra 

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A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened
into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the
hope of greening the landscape of idea. The difference between a seed
and an inert speck can be hard to see, but only one of them will grow
and return itself in kind and be multiplied.
- John Ciardi



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Men are like a fine wine.  They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.

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