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Today's quotes [3.14.04]

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

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"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
                        -- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen


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I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to
touch our toes, he would have put them further up on
our body.

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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 

    -- Han Solo


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