Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
-- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen
I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to
touch our toes, he would have put them further up on
Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do.
- Edward Abbey
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
-- Han Solo
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