"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
-- Sun User Group
"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
-- P. J. O'Rourke --
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster,
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. "
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, November 30, 1988
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