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"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
 to 'fastboot'"
                        -- Sun User Group


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"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a 
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
        
             -- P. J. O'Rourke -- 

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"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, 
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. " 
    - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963) 

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"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989 

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"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, November 30, 1988 

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