"Yes means no and no means yes. Delete all your files? [y/n]"
-- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"Indecision may, or may not, be my problem"
- Jimmy Buffett
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
- Carol Leifer
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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