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Today's quotes [3.12.04]

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"Yes means no and no means yes.  Delete all your files? [y/n]"
                        -- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"Indecision may, or may not, be my problem"

    - Jimmy Buffett 

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. 

    - Carol Leifer 

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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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