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Today's quotes [3.11.04]

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"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
                        -- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
                                without any warning whatsoever


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"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label." 

Mark Twain.

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The internet is a great way to get on the net 

    - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate 

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"The male body is aerodynamic..."
"Yeah, it's got a keel."
"So what does that make a female? A catamaran?"
                        -- Amy, me, Heath Copeland


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We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. 

- Albert Einstein 

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