"Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done."
Women should be obscene and not heard.
"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface.
All I do is point it at people."
"Then what does it do?"
"Why would it need to do anything else?"
-- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"MY GOD BENNO...WAY TOO MANY QUOTES :)"
-- Execution aka James Morledge
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