There was a young girl named Dalrymple
Whose sexual needs were so simple.
She enjoyed the full spasm
Of a perfect orgasm
By frigging herself on a pimple.
There was a young lady named Peaches
Who frequented the very best beaches.
She refused the lifeguard,
Though he breast-stroked her hard---
She preferred to be sucked off by leeches.
An efficient young fellow named Dave
Said, "Think of the time that I save
By avoiding vacations,
And sexy relations,
And taking a crap while I shave."
There was an old harlot of Wick
Who was sucking a coal miner's prick
She said, "I don't mind
The coal dust and grime,
But the smell of your balls makes me sick."
roses are red
violets are corney
when i think of you
oh baby i ged horney
if you kiss me dont be sassy
you your tongue and make is nasty
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