A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we
talk about politics
The bartender says ģIF THERE IS ONE THING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IN HERE
IT'S POLITICSī. A little while later hey bartender can we talk about
religon. Again the
bartender says" IF THERE'S ONE THING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IN HERE IT'S
RELIGON". Then again we hear hey bartender can we talk about sex. The
SURE. The drunk says good............fuck you!
She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"
He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
A Yard 'n' half o' snot!
What's a famous saying at a gay bar?
May I push in your stool.
Sent by Jeff
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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