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My brother snores soo loud. Recently we went out west for vacation, and he didn't snore at all...except the first night we were there. It got to be so bad that I took my pillow, sheet, and blanket and went into the bathroom to sleep. I put my stuff in the bathtub, shut the door, and fell asleep in the tub. Me, being the sound sleeper that I am, didn't hear the door open when my brother had to use the toilet. Seeing me fast asleep in the bathtub, he turned the water on. I slept right through the whole thing until morning, when my sheet and blanket were soaked by lukewarm water. I thought I wet the bed until my brother confessed a few days later.
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My friend Janet, who likes stealing food from me, one day became obsessed with my pack of Nerds (a candy). I asked her, "Why do you keep on taking my Nerds?!" She looked me in the eye and she said, "I like nerds." And I was thinking, is that supposed to mean something!? Sent by Christina
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In a biology class, the prof was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in male semen?" "That's correct", responded the prof, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl’s face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class...and never returned. However, as she was going out the door, the Profs reply was classic... Totally straight-faced he answered her question, he stated "It doesn't taste sweet, because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue".
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