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"At a time when political correctness is valued over honesty, I would also like to say, 'Right on, motherf-----. Everyone is a winner!'" -- Madonna, scandalizing the British art-loving public by swearing as she presented the Turner Prize on a live TV broadcast.
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"I think if we all acted the way we really felt, four out of eight people at a dinner table would be sitting there sobbing." -- Jim Carrey on the human condition in the London Observer.
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One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity. Sent by Angela
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He's so vain every time he masturbates he dedicates it to a different girl
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --- Einstein
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