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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early kill people." -- Jimmy Kimmel
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"Luke I am your father... and your brother." -- A redneck Vader
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"I hacked into Microsoft, and all I got was this lousy source code."
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