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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. Steve Bluestone
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. Ed Bluestone
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Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it Stephen Leacock
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I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name" Mike Binder
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They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. Billie Holliday
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