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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. Sue Kolinsky
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneris
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron. George Carlin
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Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box. Wil Shriner
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