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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Dave Edison
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Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents. Billiam Coronel
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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. Pearl Williams
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A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business. Shelley Berman
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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. Roger Simon
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