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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. Johnny Carson
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." Thegirl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" Jay Leno
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner
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Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face. Anita Wise
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If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers? Calvin Trillin
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