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"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." Woody Allen.
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"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn." Fulton Sheen.
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"As God once said, and I think rightly..." Margaret Thatcher.
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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." Ronald Knox.
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"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso." Pablo Picasso.
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