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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." Peter O'Toole.
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"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." Alfred Hitchcock.
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"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." Jim Carey.
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"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." Robin Williams.
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"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " Charlie Brown.
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