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"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory." Joan Rivers.
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"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." Mel Brooks.
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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." George Gobal.
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"Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done." Ernie Kovacs.
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"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." Bob Hope.
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