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ON HUMILITY To err is human, to moo bovine.
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ON LITERATURE This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. -- Dorothy Parker
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ON MATERIAL SCIENCE Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.
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ON MODERNISM Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
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ON POETIC LOVE When you're swimming' in the creek And an eel bites your cheek That's a moray! -- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
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