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Once was a tattooist named Clarke Whose urge to render was stark. He put roses on hogs and bare-shaven dogs And nudes on drunks in the park.
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We once had a clerk named Pyle Who had an affair with our file. 'Twas strewn askew From K through Q, And the P's were all sticky and vile.
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On the breasts of a barmaid named Gail Was tattoo'd the price of her ale. And for the sake of the blind Upon her behind Was the same information in Braille.
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There was a young man named Sweeny Who spilt some gin on his weenie, So just to be couth, He added vermouth And slipped his girl a martini.
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A horny old broad from Point Breeze Once said to her lover, "Oh please! You'd enhance my bliss If you'd play more with this And pay less attention to these."
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