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A horrid old lady of Summit, Every time she got laid had to vomit, And although she would groan When her man got a bone, "Give it here," she would say, "and I'll gum it!"
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A patrician young fellow named Lear Used to wash off his bollocks with beer. Said he, "By the gods, This is good for the cods--- It will lengthen my fucking career.
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There once was a writer named Twain Who had a peculiar stain Surrounding the head Of his prick: it was red, And was said to wash off in the rain.
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There was a young man from Jodhpur Who found he could easily cure His dread diabetes By eating a fetus Served up in a sauce of manure.
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A prim young fellatrix named Prue Said, "There's one thing a nice girl won't do. You may not touch my rear end, But if my up-here end Appeals, there's a hole in that too."
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