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There was a young Scot in Madrid Who got fifty-five fucks for a quid. When they said, "Are you faint?" He replied, "No, I ain't, But I don't feel as good as I did."
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The Rajah of Afghanistan Imported a Birmingham can, Which he set as a throne On a great Buddha stone--- But he crapped out-of-doors like a man.
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If you're speaking of actions immoral Then how about giving the laurel To doughty Queen Esther, No three men could best her--- One fore, one aft, and one oral.
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As His Holiness signed my petition He said,"I take this position: Here shines a clean mind, For nowhere can I find A single lubricious omission!"
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There was a young man from Hong Kong Who had a trifurcated prong: A small one for sucking, A large one for fucking, And a honey for beating a gong.
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