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There once was a man from Rangoon Who was born 9 months too soon. He didn't have the luck To be born by a fuck; He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.
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A Chinese chef named Chang Made dishes of unusual tang. He stirred his wok With the head of his cock 'Til oyster sauce poured from his wang.
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A young fellow discovered through Freud That although of a penis devoid, He could practice coitus By eating a fetus, And his parents were quite overjoyed.
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There once was a Bactrian camel Who was bound by no fetter or trammel. When he tried to make hay In his Bactrian way, His wife said, "Make me; I'm a mammal."
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A damsel who lives at the Springs Had her maidenhead ripped into strings By a hideous Kurd, And now, she averred, "When the wind blows through it, it sings."
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