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A musician who lives in Bangkok Has fiddle strings tied to his cock. When he gets an erection, He plays a selection From Johan Sebastian Bach.
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When Angelico worked in cerise, For the angel he painted his neice. In a heavenly trance He pulled off her pants, And erected a fine alter-piece.
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There was a young man named Manis Who had an extremely large anus. When he went to make doo It was four foot by two And the smell was really quite heinous!
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There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small punt. Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt."
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A maiden sat under a tree And played with the lad's fiddle-dee, His little wood post--- Soon her jewel is lost From the casket where it used to be.
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