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The last time I dined with the King He did quite a curious thing: He sat on a stool And took out his tool, And said, "If I play, will you sing?"
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A lady who lives in Madras Has a truly magnificent ass. It is not round and pink, As you probably think, But is grey, has long ears, and eats grass.
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There was a young girl of East Anglia Whose loins were a tangle of ganglia. Her mind was a webbing Of Freud and Kraft-Ebing And all sorts of other mew-fanglia.
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There was a young lady from France Supposed to play at a dance, She ate a banana And played the piano And music came out of her pants.
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There was a young man of the Tweed Who sucked his wife's arse thro' a reed. When she had diarrhoea He'd let none come near, For fear they should poach on his feed.
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