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There once was a midwife of Gaul Who had hardly no business at all. She cried, "Hell and damnation! There's no procreation--- God made the French penis too small."
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There was an old scholar named Nick Who wrote Latin and Greek with his prick. He peed a paean In the snow by the john In script more than three inches thick.
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There was a young man from Bangore Who was tired and said to his whore, "If you'll only roll over I'll get my dog Rover, And you can have six inches more."
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There was a fat man from Rangoon Whose prick was mich like a balloon. He tried hard to ride her And when finally inside her She thought she was pregnant too soon.
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Each man that Miss Jones chose to wed with, She first liked to paint the town red with, For having made merry, She then became very Aroused and fantastic in bed with.
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