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I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for nine months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.
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There was a young man in Woods Hole Who had an affair with a mole. Though a bit of a nancy He did like to fancy Himself in a dominant role.
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There was a young lady of Andover, And the boys used to ask her to hand over Her sexual favor, Which she did (may God save her!) For her morals she had no command over.
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The cross-eyed old painter McNeff Was color-blind, palsied, and deaf. When he asked to be touted The critics all shouted: "This is art with a capital F!"
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There was a young lady named Ransom Who was rogered three times in a hansom. When she cried out for more A voice from the floor Said, "My name is Simpson, not Sampson!"
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