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There was a young girl named Anheuser Who said that no man could surprise her. But Pabst took a chance, Found Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser.
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Said a girl from Staraya Russa, Whom the war had made looser and looser, "Yes, I'm wormin' a German, A vermin named Hermann, But his dink is a lollapalooza!"
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There once was a Bishop of Treet Who decided to be indiscreet, But after one round To his horror he found You repeat, and repeat, and repeat.
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There was a young lady whose thighs, When spread showed a slit of such size, And so deep and so wide, You could play cards inside--- Much to her bridegroom's surprise.
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There was a young fellow whose dong Was prodigiously massive and long. On each side of his whang Two testes did hang That attracted a curious throng.
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