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Part 4 of 12 He'd fart a gavotte for a starter, And fizzle a fine serenata. He could play on his anus The Coriolanus: Oof, boom, er-tum, tootle, yum tah-dah!
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Part 3 of 12 This sparkling young farter from Sparta, His fart for no money would barter. He could roar from his rear Any scene from Shakespeare, Or Gilbert and Sullivan's Mikado.
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Part 2 of 12 He could vary, with proper persuasion, His fart to suit any occasion. He could fart like a flute, Like a lark, like a lute, This highly fartistic Caucasian.
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Part 1 of 12 There was a young fellow from Sparta, A really magnificent farter, On the strength of one bean He'd fart God Save the Queen, And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
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A studious professor named Nestor Bet a whore all his books he could best her. But she drained out his balls And skipped up the walls, Beseeching poor Nestor to rest her.
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