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Part 9 of 12 One day he was dared to perform The William Tell Overture Storm, But naught could dishearten Our spirited Spartan, For his fart was in wonderful form.
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Part 8 of 12 His basso profundo with timbre so rare He rendered quite often, with power to spare. But his great work of art, His fortissimo fart, He saved for the Marche Militaire.
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Part 7 of 12 His repertoire ranged from classics to jazz, He achieved new effects with bubbles of gas. With a good dose of salts He could whistle a waltz Or swing it in razzamatazz.
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Part 6 of 12 Spurred on by a very high wager With an envious German named Bager, He'd proceeded to fart The complete oboe part Of a Hayden Octet in B-Major.
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Part 5 of 12 He was great in the Christmas Cantata, He could double-stop fart the Toccata, He'd boom from his ass Bach's B-Minor Mass, And in counterpoint, La Traviata.
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