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Meet Elmer, young son of the Thorpes, Afflicted with psychotic warps. His idea of fun Is to bugger a nun, And then vomit all over the corpse.
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There was a young girl from Peru Who badly wanted to screw. She tried a broom-handle And the end of a candle, But threw them away for a Jew.
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A pathetic appellant at Reno Was as chaste as the holy Bambino, For she'd married a slicker Who stuck to his liquor And scorned her ripe maraschino
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There was a young fellow named Perkin Who was always jerkin' his gherkin. His wife said, "Now, Perkin, Stop jerkin' your gherkin: You're shirkin' your ferkin'---you bastard!"
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There was once a mechanic named Bench Whose best tool was a sturdy gut-wrench. With this vibrant device He could reach, in a trice, The innermost parts of a wench.
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